And what do you want to be when you grow up?” “A porn star– Old man asking us random questions with my roommate, I.A., coming up with a hilarious response. Quote for 7/30, I know it is late, but I was exhausted.
I got a small toe injury (more like a scratch underneath the nail) and I am feeling some throbbing pain there. Trying to ignore the pain. Which is hard to do when your cat keeps trying to play with the new bandage on your toe. And I can’t do shit because this cat is adorable. I feel like one of those parents who spoils their bratty kids. This cat can do whatever he wants and know that I...
She’s got technology on lock– Me after seeing an old lady play Pokemon B&W with her Pink Nintendo DS Lite. Quote for 7/29.
Nothing wakes you up faster
Then the urge to eats some breakfast at Mcdonalds……..I’m such a fatty.
Dude, I’m so going to be the next meme.– My roommate after he made a video that he knows that I will remix and spam the shit out of it.
I’ll try my best to control my excitement.– Me after hearing about a future roommate meeting, when I had a terrible day. I’ve decided that for everyday, I will post an actual quote that I either heard or saw from others (or even made by me). This is the quote for 7/27/11.
Crazy for this girl
To be completely honest, the first part of my day was pretty much terrible. My father, who was the last person that I want to talk to, kept calling me every 15 minutes. Telling me that I had to go to the post office to sent something. At first, I didn’t want to go. But I had to, it was important. Plus, I had to mail something for my mother, too. And perfect timing because all I heard was the...
Don’t go for the world’s most beautiful girl. Go for the girl who...– Anonymous
Lion King puns
I.A: Ah, I forgot what I wanted to say.
Me: Remember, Simba....remember.
I.A: ......Leave. Now. Get out.
Me: And never return!
92 Pointless facts
1. last beverage = Vanilla Coke 2. last phone call = My father 3. last text message = Picture message. A picture of my cat with the text “It is dangerous to go alone, take this with you” (Legend of Zelda reference) 4. last song you listened to: “Long way down” by Googoo dolls 5. last time you cried = Early June of 2009. Graduation Day. HAVE YOU EVER? 6. dated someone...
Long way down
Recently, many things have been popping up. Things that allowed me to look back at life, my life to be more specific. Things that I feel fortunate to have endure and/or experiences. And things that I’ve seen people take for granted. What exactly could I say about my life? It wasn’t great, nor was it terrible. I didn’t get a brand new car for my birthday or I didn’t have...